Definition

Someone who plays the piano, with a pronunciation (pee-AN-ist) that requires careful enunciation to avoid unfortunate anatomical misunderstandings. A constant reminder that classical music terminology is one mispronounced syllable away from disaster.

Example Usage

As a pianist, I've learned to really emphasize that middle syllable when introducing myself at parties.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pianist&defid=3589276)

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