pharmacokinetics

Definition

The study of how drugs move through your body—absorption, distribution, metabolism, and excretion. Essentially tracking where medication goes after you swallow it and how long it overstays its welcome. ADME for those who love acronyms.

Example Usage

The pharmacokinetics of this drug mean it accumulates in patients with kidney disease, turning therapeutic doses into toxic ones.

Origin

From Greek 'pharmakon' (drug) and 'kinetikos' (movement), formalized as field in 1950s

Fun Fact

Your genetics can dramatically affect pharmacokinetics—some people metabolize drugs so fast they barely work, while others turn standard doses into overdoses.

Source: Pharmacology terminology

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