Definition

Permanent Change of Station — when the military decides you're moving, whether you like it or not. It is a mandatory relocation program with all the stress of moving and none of the choice. Your opinion on the destination was never solicited.

Example Usage

"Got my PCS orders today. We're moving to Alaska. My wife has not spoken to me since, even though I repeatedly explained that I don't actually control the military."

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