pathology

Definition

The medical specialty studying the nature, causes, and effects of diseases through laboratory examination of tissues, cells, and bodily fluids—essentially, the detective work of medicine. Pathologists are the doctors who rarely see living patients but whose microscope work determines everyone else's treatment plans. It's also where medical students go to avoid actual patient interaction while still being smugly correct about diagnoses.

Example Usage

The pathology report came back confirming the surgeon's suspicions: stage two adenocarcinoma, which meant treatment plans needed to escalate immediately.

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