Patch

Definition

A quick fix applied to software like a Band-Aid on a leaking dam. Each patch fixes one problem and introduces two new ones, creating a beautiful cycle of job security for the entire engineering department.

Example Usage

"We'll release a patch Tuesday," promised the team lead, knowing that by Wednesday there would be a patch for the patch.

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