Open Source

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Definition

Software whose source code is freely available for anyone to use, modify, and argue about on GitHub. It's built by volunteers, maintained by guilt, and funded by the desperate hope that someone will eventually click the "Sponsor" button.

Example Usage

"It's open source, so it's free!" said the manager, not accounting for the 600 hours of customization, the three nervous breakdowns, and the mass resignation of the dev team.

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