Open House

Definition

A scheduled event where strangers wander through your home, judge your decorating choices, and eat your cookies with zero intention of buying. It's basically hosting a party where the guests critique your life.

Example Usage

"I went to an open house for the free snacks. The agent followed me around for 45 minutes explaining the new countertops. I just wanted a brownie." - An honest open house attendee

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