Open Door Policy

Definition

A management claim that anyone can walk into the boss's office anytime to discuss anything, which is technically true if you enjoy career suicide. The door is open but the welcome mat is made of eggshells.

Example Usage

"My company has an open door policy. The door is literally open. The manager behind it is emotionally closed for business." - A doorway philosopher

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