narrowband

Definition

A telecommunications system with limited bandwidth that transmits data at speeds that make you appreciate how good you have it with modern internet. Think walkie-talkies, old cell phones, and any communication system where 'can you hear me now?' is a genuine concern rather than a catchphrase. It's the opposite of wideband, prioritizing reliability and range over speed—perfect for when you need to send simple data across long distances without the luxury of fiber optics.

Example Usage

The remote monitoring system uses narrowband technology because it only needs to transmit temperature readings, not stream Netflix.

Source: Telecommunications terminology

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