Definition

Non-Athletic Regular Person—the term jocks use to describe anyone who isn't built like a Greek god or can't throw a ball with precision. Basically, if you're not on the lacrosse team, you're a NARP, and they will absolutely let you know it.

Example Usage

The lacrosse players spotted me walking across campus and started chanting 'NARP, NARP, NARP' until I disappeared into the library.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=NARP&defid=4849021)

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