myopathy

Definition

A catch-all term for muscle diseases that aren't caused by nerve problems, because apparently your muscles can malfunction all on their own without your nervous system's help. These conditions make your muscles weak and uncooperative, proving that even your body parts have trust issues. Think of it as your muscles going rogue, but not in a cool superhero way.

Example Usage

After months of unexplained muscle weakness, the neurologist finally diagnosed him with a mitochondrial myopathy.

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