MAX LOUDER

Definition

That one person in every group whose indoor voice is everyone else's outdoor voice, and whose outdoor voice violates several noise ordinances. They're not yelling, that's just how they talk - RIP your eardrums.

Example Usage

We can't take Jake to the library anymore; he's a total MAX LOUDER and got us kicked out last time.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=MAX%20LOUDER&defid=7553557)

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