math

Definition

A deliberately absurdist take on mathematics that mocks those nonsensical word problems everyone suffered through in school. The definition parodies how math homework often felt completely disconnected from logic, reality, and any conceivable practical application. If purple aliens and roof pancakes were your introduction to algebra, you understand this perfectly.

Example Usage

The teacher asked us to solve another ridiculous word problem, and I was like 'this is just math—none of this makes sense anyway.'

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