marathon

Definition

A 26.2-mile masochistic foot race that convinces otherwise rational humans to destroy their knees and toenails for a finisher's medal and Instagram bragging rights. Originally inspired by an ancient Greek messenger who died after running the distance—a warning that apparently went unheeded. Today also used metaphorically for any soul-crushing extended activity, like Netflix binges or corporate strategy sessions.

Example Usage

After training for six months, she completed her first marathon and immediately questioned every life choice that led to that moment.

Source: Common athletic terminology

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