LOLUME

Definition

A playful metric for measuring how loud or intense your laugh should be, ranked on an imaginary 'LOL-Scale' based on how funny the joke actually was. It's the volume dial for your digital laughter—epic joke = volume 11.

Example Usage

That pun was terrible, so I kept my LOLUME at about a 3, just a weak chuckle.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=LOLUME&defid=5929510)

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