Definition

A portmanteau of "little" and "lot" that somehow means both simultaneously—starting small and ending up being way more than expected. It's the perfect word for when you're lying to yourself about portion sizes or time commitments. Essentially the linguistic embodiment of "just one more episode" turning into a full season.

Example Usage

"I just need a loitle bit of help with this project" *proceeds to need three hours of assistance*

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=loitle&defid=7652326)

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