login

Definition

The combination of username and password required to access a system, or the increasingly frustrating ritual of trying to remember which email address you used and whether you capitalized anything. The login process is supposed to be security, but mostly it's an exercise in password recovery and two-factor authentication anxiety. Every app wants its own login, because apparently password managers aren't full enough yet.

Example Usage

After three failed login attempts, she realized she was using her work password on her personal account—again.

Source: Technology and user authentication terminology

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