Definition

An academic tradition where one person talks at a group for an extended period, theoretically imparting knowledge but often inducing naptime. This formal exposition can refer to the actual talk or the regularly scheduled class session built around someone's monologue. It's higher education's stubborn insistence that medieval teaching methods totally work in the smartphone era.

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Professor Martinez's Monday morning lecture on thermodynamics was notorious for its ability to empty three coffee pots.

Source: Academic terminology

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