Latency

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Definition

The delay between requesting something and receiving it, a concept that applies equally to API calls and waiting for your manager to approve your vacation request. In both cases, high latency makes you question your life choices.

Example Usage

"We need to reduce latency to under 100 milliseconds," demanded the product manager who waited three weeks to respond to the team's last email.

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