laparoscopy

Definition

Minimally invasive surgery using small incisions and a camera to visualize and operate inside the abdomen. Surgery through keyholes, because going through the front door is so last century.

Example Usage

The gynecologist performed a diagnostic laparoscopy to investigate the patient's chronic pelvic pain.

Origin

From Greek 'lapara' (flank or abdomen) and 'skopein' (to examine)

Fun Fact

Laparoscopic surgery typically results in faster recovery, less pain, and smaller scars than open surgery—patients usually go home same-day.

Source: Surgical terminology

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