iTart

Definition

A woman who gets inexplicably impressed by the latest tech gadgets, making her an easy target for guys who think flashing their new iPhone is a personality trait. It's equal parts dated, slightly sexist, and a relic from when people thought owning an iPad made you interesting. The male equivalent is just called 'every guy in a coffee shop with a MacBook.'

Example Usage

He thought showing off his new smartwatch would impress her, but she's not an iTart—she literally works in software development.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=iTart&defid=3304061)

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