ipoop

Intermediate 💻 Tech / IT

Definition

An iPad strategically dedicated to bathroom entertainment, because apparently we've reached peak civilization when we can't handle a few minutes alone with our thoughts. This modern porcelain throne companion transforms your toilet time into a multimedia experience, perfect for crushing Candy Crush or watching Netflix while nature takes its course. The ultimate symbol of first-world convenience.

Example Usage

I need to charge my ipoop before dinner—I've got a 30-minute YouTube video queued up for later.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ipoop&defid=5923826)

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