Definition

To throw money, time, or your hopes and dreams at something in the expectation that it will magically multiply rather than disappear into the void. In finance, it's the art of delaying gratification while praying to the gods of compound interest. Pro tip: works better with actual research than pure optimism.

Example Usage

After reading one article about cryptocurrency, Dave decided to invest his entire savings in DogeCoin because 'it has a cute dog logo.'

Source: Common financial terminology

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