internet options

Definition

A teenager's secret weapon for eliminating browsing history, cookies, and cache—basically the nuclear button for covering your tracks before parents get home from work. The pre-incognito mode savior of internet privacy for a generation.

Example Usage

I heard footsteps coming upstairs, so I immediately went to internet options to clear everything before my mom saw my screen.

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