Interested, but not attending

Definition

That Facebook event response where you click 'interested' to seem social but have zero intention of going—the digital equivalent of nodding while actively planning to ghost. Peak millennial FOMO management.

Example Usage

I'm definitely 'interested, but not attending' that networking happy hour tomorrow.

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