integrate

Definition

The optimistic verb describing the process of making different systems work together, usually revealing that nothing was designed with compatibility in mind. In software, it means connecting applications that speak different languages, use incompatible data formats, and were built by teams who never spoke to each other. The result is typically held together with APIs, middleware, and prayers.

Example Usage

We'll integrate the new CRM with our existing systems, assuming we can find someone who understands both COBOL and our tolerance for downtime.

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