intangible

Definition

Assets you can't drop on your foot but can definitely put on a balance sheet—think patents, trademarks, goodwill, and brand value. These incorporeal treasures represent value that exists purely in the realm of ideas, agreements, and legal rights. Accountants love arguing about how to value them since you can't exactly take them to a pawn shop.

Example Usage

The startup's only real assets were intangibles: a cool logo, a pending patent, and the founder's unshakeable confidence.

Source: Accounting and business terminology

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