Definition

The deliberate withholding of condolences for someone who died, typically reserved for people who were genuinely terrible humans. It's the polite way of saying "good riddance" at a funeral.

Example Usage

My incondolences to your ex-boss; I heard he was as pleasant in death as he was in life—which is to say, not at all.

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