Definition

Individualized Education Program -- a legally binding document that ensures every student with special needs receives a personalized learning plan that teachers will do their absolute best to follow when they have time, which is never. It's like a contract where only one party reads the fine print.

Example Usage

"The IEP meeting lasted three hours, produced a forty-page document, and everyone left feeling like they'd accomplished something that would be completely ignored by February."

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