hyperbolic

Definition

The mathematical term for curves shaped like stretched-out figure eights, or more commonly, the literary device for when someone claims something is 'literally the worst thing ever.' In tech, it describes certain geometric functions. In everyday life, it describes your coworker's reaction to minor inconveniences.

Example Usage

His hyperbolic claims that the new software would 'revolutionize everything forever' made the engineers roll their eyes.

Source: Mathematics and rhetoric terminology

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