homework

Definition

The academic torture device designed by educators to ensure students never enjoy their free time, invented specifically to compete with quality entertainment like video games and TV. It's the reason every Sunday night feels like impending doom. Despite generations of complaints, this tradition persists as proof that adults haven't forgotten their own childhood suffering.

Example Usage

I can't go out tonight, I have three essays and a mountain of homework due tomorrow.

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