homeowner

Definition

Someone who has traded the freedom of renting for the privilege of paying property taxes, fixing broken toilets at 2 AM, and obsessing over lawn care. Technically owns a house, but in reality, is owned by a mortgage, maintenance costs, and the HOA. The American Dream™ in human form.

Example Usage

As a new homeowner, Patricia discovered that 'move-in ready' actually meant 'we hid all the problems behind fresh paint.'

Source: Common real estate terminology

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