homeopathic

Definition

In medicine, referring to the controversial practice of diluting substances to microscopic (or non-existent) levels while claiming therapeutic effects. In business slang, sarcastically describing anything so diluted or minimal it's essentially useless. When your boss gives you a "homeopathic" budget increase, you got 0.5%.

Example Usage

The startup's marketing budget was so homeopathic that they could barely afford a single Instagram ad, let alone a proper campaign.

Source: Medical and colloquial terminology

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