Hedge Fund

Definition

An investment fund with relaxed regulations that lets rich people gamble with their money using complicated strategies most people don't understand.

Example Usage

The hedge fund manager made billions using a sophisticated arbitrage strategy that nobody could explain.

Source: Investment and finance terminology

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