guacgasm

Definition

The intense pleasure and satisfaction you feel after eating really good guacamole—basically a food-related moment of pure bliss. It's serious enough that it can overflow onto nearby people (metaphorically, hopefully).

Example Usage

That guacamole was so perfect I had a total guacgasm when I finished my burrito.

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