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Grade Point Average -- a single number that supposedly represents four years of intellectual growth but mostly reflects your ability to choose easy professors and drop classes before the deadline. It ranges from 0.0 to 4.0, with your self-worth mysteriously following the same scale.

Example Usage

"My GPA is a 3.7, which would be impressive if you didn't know I changed my major four times to avoid organic chemistry."

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