goorum

Definition

Slang for gross, sticky, unidentified fluid that you definitely don't want to touch but somehow already did. It's the substance that makes you immediately seek hand sanitizer or consider amputation. The word itself sounds exactly as unpleasant as what it describes.

Example Usage

I reached under the restaurant table and got goorum all over my hand—I'm never sitting in a booth again.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=goorum&defid=15656196)

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