Goof Squid

Definition

Someone who acts tough, talks big game, but backs down when confronted—then responds with name-calling and unwanted romantic advances when rejected. Can also be used playfully among friends to call out silly behavior without the toxic masculinity baggage.

Example Usage

Brad called me names after I turned him down for homecoming—total goof squid energy.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Goof%20Squid&defid=5469574)

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