goaltender

Definition

The designated human sacrifice positioned in front of a goal whose job is to stop projectiles with their body while their teammates skate around having fun. In hockey and soccer, they're the ones with trust issues and exceptional reflexes. Also called a goalkeeper or goalie, they're either the hero or the scapegoat, with no in-between.

Example Usage

The goaltender made 47 saves and still got blamed for the one goal that went in.

Source: Common sports terminology

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