Definition

A literary inside joke from English students referring to a ninja who inexplicably appears in classic literature—because nothing says 'Thomas Hardy' quite like spontaneous martial arts action. Born from the collective delirium of too many essay deadlines and close readings. Proof that English majors cope with canonical literature through absurdist humor.

Example Usage

My professor asked why Tess died, and I almost said 'a geddes got her' before remembering this is a real class.

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