Executive Order

Definition

The presidential equivalent of a parent saying "because I said so," but with more legal jargon and fewer bedtime negotiations. It lets the President make rules without Congress's approval, which is basically political speed-running.

Example Usage

"The President signed an executive order making Taco Tuesday a national institution, bypassing Congress because honestly, who would vote against that?"

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