Definition

Terminal degrees awarded after years of specialized research, preparing you perfectly for jobs that have nothing to do with your dissertation. Academic stamina test disguised as education.

Example Usage

After completing a PhD in theoretical physics, she discovered academia was 10% research and 90% department politics, so she became a consultant.

Source: Academic terminology

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