diverse

Definition

The corporate buzzword that HR departments and marketing teams wield like a magical incantation to prove they're inclusive. While it technically just means 'consisting of different elements,' it's become so overused in mission statements and job postings that it's practically lost all meaning. Bonus points if you can fit it into a sentence with 'dynamic' and 'synergy.'

Example Usage

The company's website proudly proclaimed its 'commitment to a diverse workforce,' right above photos of their leadership team that looked like a Brooks Brothers catalog.

Source: Corporate terminology via Free Dictionary API

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