Differentiated Instruction

Definition

The pedagogical philosophy that every student learns differently, which teachers acknowledge by continuing to teach the exact same way but feeling bad about it. It's the thought that counts, assuming the thought is documented in a lesson plan.

Example Usage

"I practice differentiated instruction, which means I give the same worksheet to everyone but in three different font sizes."

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