Differential Diagnosis

Definition

The medical version of a multiple-choice test where all the answers could be correct and the stakes are someone's actual health. Basically, the doctor makes a list of everything that could be wrong with you, which is both thorough and terrifying.

Example Usage

"The differential diagnosis included twelve possibilities ranging from a common cold to something I could not pronounce, so naturally I assumed the worst."

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