defibrillation

Definition

The controlled electrocution of someone's heart to reset its rhythm when it's freaking out and beating chaotically. It's shocking a fibrillating heart back to normal function, preferably before brain damage sets in from lack of oxygen. Basically, it's turning your heart off and on again, except the stakes are slightly higher than rebooting your computer.

Example Usage

The defibrillation saved his life, though he later complained the chest paddles left marks that ruined his beach body aesthetic.

Source: Emergency medical procedure terminology

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