damfino

Definition

A creative contraction of "I'll be damned if I know," condensing Southern bewilderment into a single word. It's the perfect response when someone asks you a question you have absolutely no answer to but want to sound folksy about it.

Example Usage

Where did all the donuts from the break room go? Damfino, but my money's on Brad.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=damfino&defid=1446)

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