Definition

The academic get-out-of-jail card: a grading system where professors redistribute student scores along a bell curve, ensuring that even if everyone failed, some will mysteriously pass. It's either salvation or the ultimate participation trophy, depending on your rank.

Example Usage

After the entire class bombed the exam, the professor decided to grade on a curve, turning D's into B's through mathematical magic.

Source: Common education terminology

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