curriculum

Definition

The structured collection of courses and content that educational institutions claim will prepare students for the real world, often bearing little resemblance to actual job requirements. It's academia's way of organizing knowledge into neat boxes, typically reformed every few years when someone realizes the previous version was outdated. Teachers are bound by it, students are tested on it, and employers largely ignore it.

Example Usage

The computer science curriculum was last updated in 2010, which explains why we're learning programming languages that tech companies stopped using years ago.

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