Cryptocurrency

Definition

Digital money that exists solely on computers, consumes more electricity than some countries, and can lose 40% of its value because a billionaire tweeted a dog meme. It was invented to replace traditional banking and has instead created an entirely new way to lose your life savings.

Example Usage

"I invested in cryptocurrency because I wanted the thrill of watching my money evaporate in real-time. Traditional banks make you wait for fees to do that."

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tax shield

The reduction in taxable income from deductible expenses like interest or depreciation, effectively making Uncle Sam subsidize your business decisions. It's why debt isn't always bad—the government pays part of your interest bill through reduced taxes.

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internal rate of return

The discount rate that makes the net present value of an investment zero—basically the breakeven return that justifies the project. If IRR exceeds your hurdle rate, it's theoretically a go; if not, it's a hard pass.

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rho

In finance, it's the Greek letter that measures how sensitive an option's value is to changes in interest rates—because apparently regular English words weren't confusing enough for derivatives traders. One of 'The Greeks' that options traders throw around to sound sophisticated at cocktail parties. Spoiler alert: most people just nod and pretend to understand.

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credit default swap

An insurance contract against a borrower defaulting on debt, except it's called a 'swap' instead of insurance to avoid pesky insurance regulations. The financial instrument that nearly destroyed the global economy in 2008.

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fiduciary duty

The legal obligation to act in someone else's best financial interest, putting their needs above your own. It's the difference between a financial advisor who works for you and one who's basically a commissioned salesperson.

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working capital

Current assets minus current liabilities—the money available to fund daily operations without selling the furniture. Positive working capital means you can pay your bills; negative means start selling that furniture.

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